My mom is so funny, check out my parent’s humor (she clipped this from the local paper):
If I want it, it’s mine
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it’s mine.
If I can take it away from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
She is looking out for us!