Unitarian Universalist Jokes

Link: Unitarian Universalist Jokes.  This site claims to have over half a million UU jokes, lyrics to songs re-written for UU’s, and other fun tidbits.

You may be a Unitarian Universalist if:

   
* you think socks are too formal for a Summer service.
* you know at least 5 ways to say "Happy holidays!"
   
* your idea of a guy’s night out is going to a N.O.W. rally.
   
* unleavened bread is part of your Easter Brunch.
   
* you refer to construction paper as "paper of color."
   
* the name of your church is longer than your arm.
   
* you find yourself rewriting a church survey, rather than taking it.
   
* you call up your minister in the middle of the night, panicking because you are starting to believe in God.
   
* to explain your personal theology, you have to use interpretive dance.
   
* you take your day planner to church instead of the Bible.

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2 responses to “Unitarian Universalist Jokes

  1. Thank you for the link to Stoney’s UU joke site!! I had completely forgotten about his site, and boy has it grown since I last visited. By the way, if you’re ever at the Concord, Mass., UU church, look him up — he’s a great guy in person.

  2. That’s a good archive of those. I just wished spending 5 minutes at the site didn’t make me terribly depressed.

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